‘CAN you imagine having a worse wedding?’ Amy Schumer says Meghan Markle should brace herself, because her big day is going to suck.
But Amy Schumer believes the occasion will hardly be a fairy-tale for the former Suits actress.
She told Sydney’s Fitzy & Wippa radio show on Thursday that she felt sorry for Meghan and believed she would have the ‘worst’ time.
Schumer’s not speaking from experience, mind you — her February wedding to chef Chris Fischer was a delightful affair, partly because “my friends were all high and drunk,” she told Fitzy and Wippa in an on-air Nova interview this morning.
But Schumer says she thinks Markle’s ‘special day’ is going to be about everyone but her.
“This poor girl. Your wedding, everyone says it’s your day. It’s YOUR day. She’s like, no it’s not. She has to meet all these foreign dignitaries she’s never met before, there’s so much pressure … can you imagine having a worse wedding?” she asked.
“That would suck. Her girls from high school aren’t going to be there. It’s like a parade, it’s like Westminster Dog Show.”
Markle could certainly use a few more familiar faces at Saturday’s ceremony, with her father Thomas dropping out of attending the wedding due to health issues and in the wake of a staged paparazzi photo scandal. Markle’s mother, Doria Ragland, is reportedly ‘furious’ with him.
Schumer recently described her own husband of four months’ marriage proposal as “worthless” in her stand-up routine — but she explained to Fitzy and Wippa that Fischer hadn’t pulled out all the stops.
“He’s heard me make fun of his proposal. Part of what I love about him is that behaviour. You don’t want a guy who nails it — I don’t, anyway. Swans, violins? OK, I don’t want to marry my best girlfriend who would nail it like that. I want a guy who doesn’t know what he’s doing,” she laughed.
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