Far-Left Filmmaker Michael Moore Lays Out His Demands For America… Here Are Our Counter Demands

The Blue State Conservative

While most Americans – at least for those of us who love our country – spent yesterday enjoying the summer weather with friends, tending barbeques between games of cornhole, and being grateful for the greatest country on God’s green earth, many of our friends on the left were busy doing what they do best: whining about and trashing this exceptional nation. Such was the case with radically left-wing filmmaker Michael Moore.

Yesterday, on our most cherished secular holiday, Mr. Moore marked the Fourth of July by releasing various demands in what he called “My Declaration.” Moore was somehow able to squeeze more lies and nonsense into a 436-word essay than what we see in a typical 436-page book from leftists. Therefore, we see no alternative other than countering Moore’s absurdities with truth and sanity.

Here are some of the ‘highlights’ from Moore’s drivel with appropriate responses:

  1. I refuse to live in a country threatened by white supremacy — and I’m not leaving. So we‘ve got a problem.

No, Michael, we don’t have a problem. You have a problem. And we have a solution. Get out. In fact, we demand it. We’re confident that a fundraising campaign to pay for your moving costs will be a huge success, so please let us know what date you’d like for us to have the moving vans at your place, and what your new address in North Korea will be. Just say the word. As for what truly threatens this country, perhaps your lack of self-awareness allowed you to tune out the BLM riots of two years ago, but we remember.

  1. I cannot in good conscience continue to receive the privileges of “full citizenship” in this land when all of its women and girls have now been, by Court decree, declared official second-class citizens with no rights to their own bodies and conscripted to a life of Forced Birth should they fall pregnant and not want to be.

What really happened with the Dobbs V Jackson decision by the Supreme Court is that babies are now allowed to be declared people. Crazy, we know. You use upper case letters to call out “Forced Birth” as if pregnancy and childbirth are somehow a burden. They’re not. Childbirth is the most beautiful miracle anyone can ever witness or experience, and it is clear that a fetus is a human being. Therefore, we demand you immediately cease with your insistence on infanticide and your targeting of the most vulnerable among us.

  1. I demand an end to the mass incarceration of Black Americans, an end to police shooting Black people, and I demand that reparations be made to the Black community for all they currently have to suffer and endure.

We demand that those who are committing crimes, regardless of their skin color, stop murdering their fellow citizens, stop making our streets unsafe, and stop being a burden on our taxpayers by jamming up our prisons and court systems. We also demand that idiots like yourself stop making excuses for those criminals and stop playing identity politics. Your scheme to exploit minorities in this country to achieve your own socialist agenda has been exposed. The gig is up, Michael.

  1. I insist we remove every single Republican from office in November. The Republican Party has dismantled itself and its remaining rogue elements now exist purely to overturn legitimate election results and overthrow the elected will of the vast majority of the American people. This must be halted without delay or equivocation.

So much for tolerance. So much for “unity and healing.” Insist all you want, genius, let’s see how you do at the ballot box. If your party’s efforts at voter fraud fail in November – which is a big “if,” obviously – you and your cronies are headed for one of the biggest ass-kickings in history. In the meantime, we demand that you take an honest look at the Democratic Party and conduct a reasonable assessment. You can conduct that examination from that 500-square-foot flat in Pyongyang.

Therefore, I will do the following: ~ Until women’s rights have been fully reinstated, and their equal rights are enshrined in our Constitution (now that the required 38 states have passed the Equal Rights Amendment), I will not shut up about this. If you invite me to dinner that’s all I’m gonna talk about. Have me over to your party and it’s going to be, “Dobbs, Dobbs, and more Dobbs!” And I won’t stop until Roe is reinstated and 51% of Congress is female.

You won’t shut up? Truer words have never been spoken. So, please, by all means: keep on yapping. Again, we demand it. The more you speak, the more you expose the insanity of left-wing ideology. You’re living in an echo chamber, so the competition to find opportunities to be heard is fierce, but don’t even think about shutting up that massive pie hole.

~ I will help to organize a massive Get Out The Vote drive amongst the millions who follow me on social media, listen to my podcast, and read my Substack column. I will join with others to tour the country. No candidate will get our support unless they sign a pledge stating they will vote to make Roe v. Wade the law of the land; make gerrymandering and voter suppression illegal; eliminate the filibuster; upgrade Obamacare to Universal Health Care for All; pass strong gun control laws; and end the police executions and racist incarcerations of Black citizens.

Ooooh, you’re going to “Get Out The Vote.” That ought to do it. For this assertion, our demand is simple. Whatever you do, just obey the law. If you and your henchmen are unable to cheat, you’re going to get clobbered in four months, and we can’t wait.

~ I will help lead a national strike, in whatever form it needs to take, and if we want to see immediate change, watch what happens when we shut down even 10% of the country. POOF! goes Wall Street! Hit ‘em where it counts.

To go on “strike,” you need to be working. Most of the clowns that share your worldview are on the government dole already, sitting on their fannies. Therefore, we demand that before you take them out on strike, you get them into the workforce first and have them pay some taxes. Who knows, maybe they’ll like the freedom of having their own money to spend instead of that of their government.

So, there you have it. Those are our demands, Mr. Moore. But wait, we forgot one: We demand that you immediately try eating salads and save some cheeseburgers for the rest of us.

By Jordan Case

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