Fortune Favours The Brave
— Crypto.com (@cryptocom) October 28, 2021
Matt Damon doing a crypto ad. Jesus Christ does he not have enough money already pic.twitter.com/mS3tUgJ6HT
— Ken Klippenstein (@kenklippenstein) January 3, 2022
I can just not stop laughing that Matt Damon’s pitch for crypto is “Be like a brave explorer, invest your life savings in crypto.” This is the same pitch my buddy in 6th grade used to get me to dive from a railroad trestle into the river pic.twitter.com/pZpeSjEheE
— Todd in the Shadows (@ShadowTodd) December 27, 2021
At Spider-Man and before the previews we got Matt Damon in an ad for Crypto and my nephew yelled “whatever, Mark Wahlberg” and honestly I cannot imagine a better roast.
— A.R. (Antifa Roomba) Moxon (@JuliusGoat) December 30, 2021
It is hilariously telling that the Matt Damon crypto ad depicts all these brave and world-changing events like scaling Everest, discovering continents, the first manned flight, and… kissing a girl.
— Tom and Lorenzo (@tomandlorenzo) January 3, 2022
There isn’t enough yuck in the world to describe Matt Damon advertising a Ponzi scheme.
— Carole Cadwalladr (@carolecadwalla) January 3, 2022