So… there’s a new development in the Jussie Smollett Alleged Attack.
— Rafer Weigel (@RaferWeigel) February 1, 2019
The Chicks On The Right note,
So this guy managed to hold on to his PHONE and a SUBWAY SANDWICH as two hateful white supremacists tied a noose around his neck, broke his rib, and poured bleach all over him?
He must have been REALLY hungry for that sandwich, huh? I wonder if there was bleach on the sandwich. It probably wouldn’t hurt, because Subway sandwiches already taste like cleaning supplies on cardboard. (No offense. Don’t get TOO worked up, Subway fans.)
Every detail that comes out gets more and more hilarious.. #ICantTakeIt anymore. If they don’t arrest and charge this man 😂
— #MobettaNights (@IamMobetta) February 2, 2019
If I’m @SUBWAY I’m calling him up to do commercials!
“I was viciously attacked…I was almost lynched…but throughout the ordeal, I was determined to hold on to my $5 footlong NO MATTER WHAT!”
— (((L.N. Smithee))) (@LNSmithee) February 2, 2019
Subway…a sandwich worth fighting for.
— Aufee (@Aufee) February 2, 2019
He must have been holding the sandwich in a threatening way that made it look like a sword.. yeah thats it
— Michael Scott (@DirtyJulz27) February 1, 2019
And all (according to the video timeline) in about 60 seconds.
— Greg“Smirk This” F. 😏😏😏Learn to code!! (@straytski) February 2, 2019
That must have been some sandwich!